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The Crystallorian Classic Crewneck T-shirt Premium Collection

The Crystallorian Classic Crewneck T-shirt Premium Collection

Regular price $76.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $76.00 CAD
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This classic T-shirt from the Crystallorian collection will give you the much needed authenticity, making you the most interesting person in the room.

Are you tired of boring tees that just don't stand a chance in an art competition? The Crystallorians heard you loud and clear. With this product you will enjoy:

  • Alleviated mood by the power of robot-driven art.
  • Willingness and readiness to shine and be seen. Finally!
  • No more dull retail and bad outfits, the creative power is here.
  • Eternal confidence. Yes, you!
  • Effortless and seamless originality, no more overthinking it.

This T-shirt will not disappoint you ever!

And it doesn't end there:

  • as soft as they come
  • fitted silhouette¬†
  • double-needle strength, that's right, ripping attempts welcome!
  • does not crease
  • variety of color
  • made on demand, no minimums, you can buy for your friends.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash warm,¬†wash garment inside out with similar colors. Tumble dry low, do not bleach,¬† do not iron, do not dry clean.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (cm) 63.5 66 68.6 70.5 71.1 72
B) Half Chest (cm) 41 43 47 50 56 62

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (inches) 25 26 27 27.8 28 28.3
B) Half Chest (inches) 16.1 16.9 18.5 19.7 22 24.4

Free Shipping Worldwide

Shipping typically takes 5-7 days. To reduce carbon footprint, we use distribution centers the closest to order location. Please check our Shipping Policy for more information.


every product purchased contributes to reforestation causes and helps the world your kids will inherit.


We do not currently handle returns, but if you experience problem with any purchase, please reach out to us via our contact form and our robot friends and human servants will walk an extra light year in space to resolve it. We are friends and will never disappoint you. Please check our Return policy for more information.

Cool kid vibe guarantee

100% satisfaction guarantee on product feel. You will shine the light of awesomeness and creativity.

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Do you accept any returns or refunds?

We guarantee 100% satisfaction. We do not currently accept returns or refunds, but if there is a problem with the product, please contact us and we will do our best to resolve your concern. We are a family and we would never upset you!

How much time will it take for my order to get delievered?

Orders typically take between 5-7 days for delivery on all domestic orders (USA and Canada) and 10 days for international orders. Part of our sustainability credo is working with fulfillment centers that are dispatching your order from the closest available location, which not only helps the delivery time, but also reduces carbon footprint.

Are the prints high quality?

Yes! Girlmemoirs does not settle for mediocre. We use the best distribution centers to print these outstanding prints and would not settle for anything less than a perfect print.

Do you offer customizations?

Not yet, but this is in the making. Feel free to contact us if you want a specific customization on any print and we will get back to you at the earliest. Or just drop in to say hi and check what will be new in the future!